1. |
Disclaimer
00:50
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2. |
Crumhorn
02:33
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That’s right, it’s the motherfucking crumhorn
That’s sound of Bender bustin out with his guns drawn
Just kidding, I don’t preach violence
Just talk a bunch of shit to fill up the silence
Everyone in iso on their lonely little islands
Some stay low, some choose the highlands
Reborn in the fire of the Phoenix
Audio equivalent of showing you my penis
I’m Sorry if you’re squeamish
But You chose the wrong rekkid
Always have the worst thoughts sittin here neglected
Need a shrink to get my whole mind disinfected
Its the sound of the medieval consort
Whole world going crazy with the blood sport
Aftermath of the Black Plague
Bunch of silly nonsense like Zappa with the black page
I got rage, but I keep it pretty hidden
This time I turn it too hot for your mittens
I like kittens, I like turtles
I like the girls with the power like squirtle
If I had to theorise the way I’d like to die it’s to drown between a pair of thighs, ya feel me?
Gotta rationalise why I’m 35 and rappin brutal lines every time, it’s the real me
Or is it just a mask, an alter ego
Call the ghostbusters cos I’m here, Lord Vigo
Carpathian sorcerer, with the torture
Like a second grade kid on recorder
Drink a flagon o’ mead, smoke a mountain of weed
Ride the mightiest steed, that’s some king shit
The court jester with the Viking ancestors, protesters always trynna throw me in the fire pit
Comin at the castle with the flames, the pitchforks
Motherfuckers always jealous, I’m a rich dork
Nonetheless, I’m the polyrhythm killer
Bender got the dames from Tokyo to New York
I’m a chiller, I’m a good sport
See you at the banquet I’ll be drinking all the good port
Eating all the good Pork and the ox meat
Take you to the opera got a private little box seat
Watch a Bach suite on the harpsichord
Im hardly bored, when I’m with the artsy broads
Always end up fucking with the crazy ones
Always end up coming after me with the lazer guns
Oh well, I still don’t regret em
Gotta go through hell if ya gonna get to heaven
Bender gotta keep it real 24/7, 24/7
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3. |
Rap Career
01:34
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I don’t know why I’m doing this
I got a brand new rap career I guess
I don’t know why I’m doing this
Yuck
Shit is fucking gross
Gotta have a shower in an hour at the most
Head to toe in the slime from the 80’s
Bender for your president, kissing all ya babies
Just joking, I do it for a funny
Never ever did it for the fame or the money
Just wanna little honey
And a bottle of cholula
Peculiar, got ya feelin torn like Nat Imbruglia
I went to school with ya
A super mega dorky guy
Now Im in a group that’s recognised as being super fly
Im super high
I smoked up when I wrote this
Sorry mum and dad but that’s just how it is in showbiz
…You should focus on your motives
Moses in the desert asking where the fuck his boat is
fightin off the locusts, gritty in his sandals
Im the kind of dude where you can grab me by the handles
Sound vandals
Represent Kaiyote squad
Get ya in ya element to take peyote talk to god
I’m pretty odd, not a dad but got the bod
Got the cash but not the wad, got the fish but not the rod
Got the work but not the job, end it like a fucking slob
I don’t know why I’m doing this
I got a brand new rap career I guess
I don’t know why I’m doing this
I got a brand new rap career I guess
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4. |
Obligatory Voicemail #1
00:34
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5. |
Currently Abiding
04:10
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This one goes, this one goes, this one goes out to the town that I’m currently abiding
This one goes, this one goes, this one goes out to the town that I currently reside in
Hanging with the tight crew
Down in icy Melbourne
Honeys out the wazoo
And a couple hellspawn
Get the fuck off my lawn
Chillin with my best squad
Makin lotsa tight shit
Fucked up on the spiced rum
Acting like a pirate
Spicy kinda nice fun
You should probably try it
It’s loosey goosey times
Losing Gary busey dimes
Wake up in the gutter covered in the pukey goopy slimes
Uber home to do some snooty lines and dookie rhymes
Bender feelin blended but he still the fuckin paradigm
Might record some vocals or some super spooky chimes
Maybe summin groovy help ya loosen up and move ya spine
Ya feeling good?
I’m feeling fine
This one goes, this one goes, this one goes out to the town that I’m currently abiding
This one goes, this one goes, this one goes out to the town that I currently reside in
Yo Bender what you trynna represent with the fake voice?
Tried to use my real accent was a bad choice
Not from America, just got a mask on
Can’t take careaya , if ya gonna ask wrong
Gonna chill in Preston, buzzed on the fine beers
Musical impressions too refined for ya swine ears
But who cares?
Gotta keep it gritty in the city where I vibe hard
Bender always mastering a thing but never try hard
Only starting raps the other minute but ya mind charred
In my destiny to be the one to lead the vanguard
Got em so wet that Im gonna need a lifeguard
You be can be the Baywatch
I can be the die hard
Kinda like a bard
Hairy kinda shakespeare
original, in an endless sea of fuckin fakes here
Don’t need your fake cheer
get turbo on it
Find me in my quarters where I’m gonna write another sonnet
You beneath it, I’m upon it
This one goes, this one goes, this one goes out to the town that I’m currently abiding
This one goes, this one goes, this one goes out to the town that I currently reside in
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6. |
Down At The Arcade
00:41
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7. |
Just A Game
03:15
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It’s just a game to me x 4
Gotta get the high score, bro could ya lend a coin
Ladies wanna encore, givin’ me the tenderloin
Smashin’ all the buttons like I’m down at the arcade
Savin numbers in my prepaid of some bridesmaids
she not a mermaid
But she pretty wet though
Through her eyeshade see her giving me the get go
I get low, always make em sweat yo
Bender gets they legs splayed, buddy you a downgrade
Always chasing after me like ghosts after Pac Man
Gotta give it to em like I’m trynna break my back man
You pretty whack man, I’m stating facts man
Bowser with ya princess in my castle making stacks man
Ya not a hero, actin like ya Mario
Knock your coins to zero, lothario scenario
Classic like Deniro mashing buttons like it’s Double Dragon
Smash it all to rubble, Donkey Kong with knuckles draggin’
You always laggin’
Got some latency
I Got em on their knees
Waiting patiently
I’m acting brazenly
Perfect score fatality
Your capacity is limited by personality
Or rather in it’s absence
She like it when I’m freaky in the dungeon with contraptions
Ya gonna need distractions
Or detachment
We playing Smash Bros, you ain’t in the action
It’s just a game to me x 4
You in last place, so you always get the blue shell
Never hit me with it cos I really know your moves well
Another round of hell
on Street Fighter
Thought I’d just inform ya that ya girl is a pillow biter
Don’t think she like ya
But she like me
Only help inspire me when they ain’t actin quietly
Making noise, explode like fucking Asteroids
said she need a man cos she done with the little boys
OH!
I’m classic like Galaga
Call the fuckin janitor
It’s getting kinda crazy dog
Here come the fuckin’ manager
Better have my tokens or I’ll put him in a hazy fog
Knock him cold, snoozin on the tiles
Gotta play the next level, cruisin through the trials
Takin corners sideways on Daytona USA
My persona getting flowers from Ramona everyday
Hey, not from Arizona or Atlanta
But I’m still playin Paperboy
When I hit the stage it’s like the whole fucking room full of people wanna jump for joy
Yayyyy!
Time to enter my initials
Number one champion, Guinness book official
Happy for the recognition, Kroners and the crystals
Time to leave the Battle Zone, putting down my pistols cos…
It’s just a game to me
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8. |
Self Conscious MC's
02:42
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Here’s a little story bout a self conscious rapper
Might be pretty good or very much crapper
My first rap CD
Might hurt me when they tease me
Made this in a mania
Not feeling very breezy
Fella from Tasmania,
Make beats so very easy
I hope I’m not just draining ya
I hope I’m not too cheesy g
Not like Easy E but I still got flow tho
Heavy like a period I’m a bro not a ho though
Sorry for my words being so adolescent, so effervescent, Yeah I’m a king, yeah a peasant, so unpleasant
Try not to give a fuck about it
Anyway
Any day, Hopefully won’t look like a guy who gotta go to Jenny Craig
Where my Betty Paige
I ain’t past my petty phase
Microwave some ready mades
Serenade like a renegade heating up the centigrade
Do a lotta things where I’m never paid, do it for the love, never for the accolades
This much technique after one year?
I hit my peak after one beer
Out one side and in the one ear
Motherfucker listen, I made it very clear
The host of the ghost train with the most brain smokes the most strains
Spooky guy, get ya hella high
Take you for a ride till you wanna cry
Mix with Stellavox
Getting hella stocks
Smell like hella Sox
Swell like fellas cocks (ew)
So nasty, so professional
Slip into the booth for another confessional
Don’t need a priest, they too arrest-able
Keep saying words that are so regrettable
Only thing I fiddle is synthesisers
sounds like pulling teeth with some pliers
Do raps cos shit is fire
Once you hear me preach you in the choir
I got fresh rhymes but a bad voice
Not my first time on a bad choice
I got more words like I’m James Joyce
A Volvo mixed with a rolls Royce
Well studied so I gotta lotta knowledge
You dumb so I send ya back to college
My raps you never expected
Going in raw like I’m unprotected
My hero’s the Old Dirty
Bastard so crazy flirty
Dastardly I’m a supervillain
No melanin I got vanilla in
My skin cos I’m so whitebread
drop bombs nuclear warheads
Get drunk puke on your bedspread
Never put me in the top place in ya bunkbed
Probably gonna fall down
Massacre rhymes like Brian Jonestown
Try to have a smile instead of the small frown
I’m too fast dude really gotta slow down
Onomatopoeia
Sizzle in yo ear
Smashing all the beer
Sounding very clear
Hero of my peers
Grindin all your gears
Bringing you to tears
Sad like boo hoo
Gettin the calls from honeys like yoohoo
If ya gotta criticism well then screw you
Better than you and better than ya crew too
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9. |
Obligatory Voicemail #2
00:23
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10. |
Thinkin' About Me
03:42
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I know you thinking about me
I know you thinking about me
I know x2
Don’t pretend
You don’t give a shit
I contend
You ain’t being real with it
Honestly
Don’t lie to me
You remember
Bein’ side by side with me
Hey
I know you can’t just switch it off
Got it buried
Time to take the stitches off
Be honest
I wanna know
Can i stay a minute?
Do I gotta go?
Ya scared
Well me too
Thought til the end
I’d be with you
Maybe not
My destination
Is it getting hot
Call the fire station
Cos I burn for you
Wonder if you feel it
Take my heart
Drive it like you steal it
Can’t take it
But you can fucking deal it
you can fucking deal it
you can fucking deal it
I know you thinking about me
X2
Stay lost then,
Stay cross then
Make sure everybody knows you’re the boss then
You the strong one
Never wrong one
At least give your ears from now until the songs done
Yeah I’m fucking pissed
Why’m I feelin this
There’s some shit I missed
But fucking deal with it
Not a perfect man
Not an angel guy
Got an open heart
Do my best to try
Plus I’m super fly
In my own way
Thought that you and I
Were in a zone Bae
Guess I was wrong
Wasn’t ok
If I had a chance
I’d try another way
Know you’ll hear this
I apologise
By the time you do
I’ll be different guy
I can’t stay here
In my sorrows
Gotta think about
All of my tomorrows
I know you thinking about me x2
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11. |
Heartbreaker
03:21
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Honestly feelin’ pretty unlovely
One a scale from one to ten, I’m ugly
Poor little bendy got left in the cold
Tried to stay fresh but instead got old
At least a little older, nothing but cold shoulders, everywhere I go
I still gotta flow
Still wanna know
Why she really walked away
Guess I’ll hose down the concrete and wash the chalk away
My outline on the ground, this is where they found me
Here lies Bender
Victim of a heartbreaker
Guess I’ll make some armour, fire up the foundry
Hurts to remember
Pass me down the salt shaker
Pour another shot, forget me not,
Or forget me now, it doesn’t really matter
Glass shatters when I’m lookin in the mirror
I really miss your spirit, really miss the chatter
Gotta keep making beats to fill up the emptiness
Used to be a sweet guy now I’m just a twisted mess
You should try a little tenderness
When ya gonna pull the rug out
When ya draining all my blood out
Vampires know how to charm ya
Disarm ya
I guess I have a type, this I know with no doubt
Damn liars bringin every kind of melodrama
At least she not my baby mama,
Though sometimes I wonder
What my life would be like if had someone to watch, comfort in the thunder and the rain, the tears and the pain
If I had a daughter, if I had a son, would I likely
Fuck em up?
Would I do the worst job for my precious buttercup?
Maybe
I’m pretty fuckin lazy
I stay hazy
I keep daydreaming
Hear the sound of screaming
Somewhere in the distance
That’s the sound of my soul, crisis of existence
Such persistence
Always haunted by the ghosts of dreams I always wanted
Wish I had some beauty so that I could try to flaunt it
Can’t believe the awful ways in which you responded
You really fucked me up fam
Complete annihilation
You left me here a broken man
Something got lost in translation
Wish I was a little wiser, wish I had a better plan
I guess it’s too late anyway
Bendy on the mend, gotta send me on a better way
Who’s to say, the lost are the lonely
Bruises always heal, at least I’m not a phony
Gonna get back on the pony
And ride it like I stole the motherfucker
Yeah I’m down, but Im ready for the upper
The last supper, except without the Judas
I’m watching for who you is
You can’t trust everyone
Don’t forget that everything you see is just a setting sun, a setting sun, a setting sun
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12. |
Obligatory Voicemail #3
00:47
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13. |
Maybes
03:13
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This the time when I’m buggin out
This the time when I’m filled with doubt
This the time when I rock my shit
This the time when I’m losing it
This the time when I’m feeling lost
This the time when I’m in the sauce
This the time when I’m feeling tight
This the time I can’t sleep at night
Maybe I’m just bipolar
On a spectrum, Narcissistic, rotten molar, brain poisoned, I’m a misfit
Maybe I’m completely normal
Who knows, what’s the reference, who measures, where’s the yardstick
Maybe I’m a fucking boss
Rock the masses, shake they asses
Making classics, got the tactics
Maybe I’m just anyone, doesn’t matter, time get faster, you the master
Of destiny, she always been a friend to me
Got where I be, so luckily
Put me in the right place, came a long way from beats on MySpace
Now I’m making shit to my taste
Fucking em up, fucking em up
Rock crowds, give it to em sucking it up
In line with the energies, hot fire from the stage no enemies
Except for one the guy
Oh boy you can guess just who it be
Neurons in my brain going off so randomly, why you gotta be so down philosophically
What the fuck man, some really dumb shit got you stuck man
Ya face look really dumbstruck man, get your shit together, get yourself a plan for any kinda weather
Cos sometimes you lose something
Your ears hummin
Never saw the damn thing comin, a freight train leavin, you still runnin
All you gotta do is let it go, find a way, find a better flow
About what I speak all you motherfuckers know
Y’know?
Maybe I’m just
A little fucking better than these other MCs talking shit that ain’t clever
Even tho I wear the same sweater, everyday, forever
Maybe I’m just
The last thing you want on your playlist, the same thing a chalkboard to a nail is
A whole history of abject failures
Too sad for a rap song, nobody died, so what the fuck is so wrong
Chill out bro, take a deep breath, everything will get wiped in the heat death
Of the universe, a blessing and a curse, every single marker, every shibboleth
You just a little dude in the galaxy, one little thread in the whole fuckin tapestry
So let go
Find purpose
Remind yourself
What your worth is
You flawed
Imperfect
You perfect
This the time when I’m buggin out
This the time when I’m filled with doubt
This the time when I rock my shit
This the time when I’m losing it
This the time when I’m feeling lost
This the time when I’m in the sauce
This the time when I’m feeling tight
This the time I can’t sleep at night
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14. |
Shit's Fucked
00:22
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15. |
FUCK 2020
02:37
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Bender’s back to commit career suicide
Time to show you motherfuckers poison that I brew inside
Fuck every single one of you with absolutely no exception
Hate you fuckers equally, suck on my erection
Lotta anger in the world today, if you hadn’t noticed
Everybody think they got the answer but it’s fucking bogus
Your dreams are hocus pocus
Sufferings eternal as the Buddha said
In the scheme of things, you’ll soon be dead
Each and everyone of us
Beauty, it is always fleeting
Love it while you can before the universe gives you a beating
Clearly in bad zone
Know I’m not the only one
2020 fucking everybody, it’s a loaded gun,
A burning sun
Not a lotta fun
Everybody plays their part in the misery, it’s grisly
The strangest time in history, people rush to get to the artillery
The climates killing everyone, it’s killing you, it’s killing me
You hate the cops, you be a cop
Cancel culture snitches
On your throne of Holy judgement
Crying like some bitches
They’re poisoning the rivers
On a land that’s built on genocide
The silence of my childhood, loud from ghosts, left behind
I’m privileged, I’m fragile, and oh boy do I know it
At least I’m agile in my mind but I’m still gonna blow it
My life, I never chose it, it chose me, and I’m thankful
Sorry if this is too much for you to fucking handle but
Everything’s a scandal, everyone’s a vandal
Everything you do to reach your dreams fills up a landfill
Only when the sun consumes the earth is there a standstill
Puppet masters laughin’ as we tear apart the anthill
Am I bleak and nihilistic?
Am I wise or just a misfit?
Am I preaching to the choir or just dying at the pulpit?
I can hear the doomsday clock, it’s cracking like a bullwhip
You really think that your solution’s actually some new shit?
Don’t prescribe me ideology, I know your holy books just a footnote in an anthology
Just go back and take a look
On the wheel of time which grinds us all to blood and dust
Trynna love each other with compassion is a fuckin must
I’m just bein’ honest cos I’m trying to build some trust
Sometimes fuck it up, so do you, yeah so fuckin what
We gotta come together, like how Thelma and Louise ends
If we gonna drive it off the cliff at least we still friends
I’ll be playing mellow on the deck of the titanic
Bowin cello from the heart to soothe em in the sinking panic
Nothings ever static
Things are always changing
Terminator coming to your house to blow your brains in
This the shell I came in
This the hell I rein in
I know it’s not the same as yours but why we fuckin blamin
Standing with a shovel, you can fill a fucking grave in
Life’s a fucking puzzle, not as simple as you claiming
Everywhere is tragedy so don’t be fucking mad at me
I’d gladly change it all tomorrow if I had the power G
But I can’t
My hearts broken
My lungs choking my minds croakin
used to be so soft spoken,
What the hell have I been tokin’?
FUCK
FUCK 2020
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16. |
Tuckin' In The Homies
03:04
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Bang this one
To tuck in the homies
Kiss em goodnight
Let em dream about ponies
A little bit of soul
A little Morricone,
RIP, do a pour a 40 ceremony
Lost another legend
Plenty more to go though
Gotta have some friends
Unless ya rollin solo
Only live once, so ya gotta live YOLO
Gotta move fast less ya wanna slow though
It’s really up to you friend
Like the time with you I do spend
Yeah I’m leaving on the night light
You know we gonna never fight right
You know we always ever tight right
You know we gonna fly a kite right
Shine bright
Shine bright
Without question
Softest shit you ever heard
Stay restin’
Got ya back cos mom’s the word
Wrote you this progression
Put a lotta flair there
Lookin’ with a Care Bear stare yeah yeah
Eat some jelly and some ice cream
Watch some telly have a nice dream
Hear a song with a tight theme
Open up ya curtain, light breeze and a light beam
Gonna get read a bedtime story
Same one again doesn’t matter doesn’t bore me?
Do you want the hungry caterpillar
Or do you want the one about the battle rappin’ Masta Killa?
Oh you want the first one?
I treat you like my first son
Glass of water quench your thirst hun
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17. |
Wrong Ham
00:43
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Damn, Dom going’ crazy on the drum kit
Thats a good excuse for me to say a lotta dumb shit
Round the traps like Bonham
Funny in ya tummy like ya eatin’ up the wrong ham
Scram
Call yourself an ambulance
I’ll survive the avalanche standing in my power stance
Dance
Like a one leg chicken
Comin outta solitary, tryna get ya dick in
Say a Lotta crude words
One in hand and one in bush, a stone that’s hittin’ two birds
See what I did there
Gotta a lot in common with Einstein, the shit hair
I’m rockin’ all the knitwear,
Fighting off the chill air
You might think I’m pretty cool but trust me I am still square
A big dork, a good sport
Bringing you the raps everyday, its an onslaught
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18. |
Battlecat
02:54
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Motherfuckers wanna raise hell in the car park
Gotcha takin shelter in the dirt like an aardvark
Bright spark, someone lit the fireworks
Dunkirk, light it up and show em’ how a pyre works
It’s ya funeral, least ya life was beautiful
She the Mamacita here to show ya how desire hurts
Hey squirt
Where the fuck ya runnin dude?
Gotta give ya platitudes on my attitude
Gotta set the latitude, for the air strike
Sweatin in the tracksuit and the fake Nike’s
I get likes, really on the reg tho
Gonna light the fucker up, blow the powderkeg yo
Ya bleeding from the head slow
Someone get a paramedic
Better fucking quit it, I’m just fuckin feelin paralytic, Bender gotta spit it, speed it up and double quick it
Oh fuck
Someone called the po po
Someone was ya mom, rumour is she a slow hoe
Bad Trouble
Scoot it on the double
Runnin with the bongos like we Fred and Barney rubble
Uh
Crazy kinda altercation
Probably need some compensation for your facial alterations
Damn
Got a lil complication
By my calculation it’s the day for your assassination
Get back, get back, motherfucker
Smoke dat, smoke dat, burnin rubber
Leaving that black on the asphalt,
Jump the fence, pole vault, running like it’s your fault
So hard, motherfuckers fried cos they
Smoke shard, lotta Brain damage
I’m the Randy Savage
Pillaging ya villages
Killer from the villa
Diligent and villainous
Infamous, viciousness is limitless
I’m just a fly guy, you the antithesis
I got the third eye, see more vividness
You gotta F but I wrote the whole syllabus
Yeah
It’s a battle track
I’m a battle cat speaking psychobabble crap
Killer zodiac, take a kodiak, just a white dude rapping like I’m Toby Mac
Get back, get back motherfucker
Ya soundtrack sound whack, leave it in the gutter
Did I stutter, yeah I didn’t think so
Flamingo kinda gringo, he never out of synchro
Gotta lotta lingo, lotta vocabulary,
You the kinda bimbo always calling the constabulary
Snooping out ya window, snitchy little Becky
Honeys always jumping on, bitches wanna wreck me
Yeah they kinda sexy, gonna watch they motivation
Whole lot are tripping on the daddy issue seperation
I speak the truth tho, the truth hurts
The truth is tho, you the worst
Bender writes the best verse, never saw it coming, your
Shortcomings, I summon, to the forefront
You slumming, Bender always, what they more want
You got the character of manikins in storefronts
Especially the headless ones
Gotchya lady givin me the head and breakfast son
Got the black belt but the white face
Put ya into deep space in a neck brace
Throw ya in the ocean in a sack, that’s a sack race
Sinkin with bricks while I’m winning in the yacht race
Yeah I know I said it wrong
Don’t give a fuck, havin fun making fire songs
Gotta issue? Grab ya self a tissue
The doors over there, ain’t no one gonna miss you
No one gonna kiss you
Call my manager if ya really gotta issue
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19. |
Trippin', Actually
03:01
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Damn, I’m feeling kinda high now
Can’t really trust what I’m seeing with eyes now
Life is but a dream and it’s made out of crystal
Visions in between
what does my existence even mean?
I’m tripping, actually
Seein unicorns and shit, I’m pretty sure it’s factually
school of neon fishes are just swimmin super casually
Shit is comin on, in a way that isn’t gradually
Fuck, I think I need to slow it up,
Seeing crazy rainbows in empty paper cup and stuff
Funny in my tummy I just hope that I don’t throw it up
Everybody’s face is filled with tiny little glowy stuff
Oh boy, I’m really feelin sloppy
Everything’s original and everything’s a copy
This this kind of trip where you imagine Annunaki
Reptiles in our midst that inhabit Nagasaki
What the fuck I’m talkin ‘bout
I can’t remember
Summin summin monsters in Japan, summin bout the weather?
Do clouds have feelings?
I really think they might do
That ones lookin pretty friendly, maybe I’ll say HI DUDE!
Huh
I guess he didn’t hear me, I guess he’s just too distant to perceive me very clearly
Maybe cos he’s made of gas he lacks perceptive faculties
Why I’m seeing Buddha smiling at me from my Mac and cheese?
Oh god, will I be like this forever?
Seeing elves and demons and some ancient kinda letters?
Maybe double droppin shit it wasn’t very clever
Where the fuck did time went? Just lay me in the Chai tent
I can’t believe my minds bent
So outta shape
Can’t escape from landscapes in the curtains and the drapes
Everything is slowing down like playin broken cassette tapes
Can’t drink the wine cos I’m fearing for the wrath of grapes
All the patterns form, even when my eyes tight
Everybody’s skin is filled with magic purple highlights
Can’t tell if it’s noon or maybe it’s the twilight
Am I seeing real things or trickery of eyesight?
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Obligatory Voicemail #4
01:03
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21. |
Telephone
03:27
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Hey
Whaddup
How ya doin friend?
Hope you’re on the dawn of something sweet, not a bitter end
Hope ya got the dough so you can eat, and ya medicine
You’re not alone, even tho its strange to comprehend
Haven’t seen ya for a while
Then we got all locked up
I’m blessed that I’m a lucky one
For you its maybe fucked up
A heart that hangs so heavy when alone
Needs a telephone to call me
Appreciate the courage that you plucked up
Know its hard
We used to laugh so breezily
Suddenly
The time it passed so easily
I’m holding out an olive branch and offer it so peacefully
And promise that I’ll send you love through all the sacred frequencies
Life will play upon your heartstrings
And remind you of the true things
Maybe its all time for us to learn the shape and size and pain of what its like to be inside the cage in which a bird sings
All I’m tryin’ to say is if you feel alone
you can always call me on your telephone
All I’m tryin’ to say is if you feel alone
you can always call me on your telephone
Call me up
Anytime just
Call me
Call me up x 2
Hey, whaddup
How you feeling bud?
Wish it was a little easier for you and me to hug
Hope you gotta special someone next to you to keep ya snug
And if you don’t, then it’s probably round the corner
I love you, that’s someone that’ll never change
Easy kinda thing to forget when it’s getting strange
I wrote softly you can sip it like your coffee every morning
The sun dawning as the seasons change
It’s been a while, since we all got locked down
I hope I make you smile, you frown like you been shot down
A heart that feels lost when alone needs a telephone to call me
I’m here to help you not drown
Know it’s tough
I used to always see ya
It’s ok
Remember that I need ya
I’m sending all the vibes, I can muster to remind you that I trust ya
I’m your number one cheerleader
The way I feel about ya
I struggle to find the words
A better way to understand is simply listen to the birds
You so unique and wonderful and wise and beautiful I understand the reason why I’ve never seen you follow any herds
Your hands, strumming on the harp strings
That’s the kinda peace, your presence to my heart brings
Hope there’s something I can say to you that you remember your divinity my angel, thats the reason that you got wings
All I’m trynna say is if you feel alone
You can always call me on your telephone
All I’m trynna say is if you feel alone
You can always call me on your telephone
Call me up
Anytime just
Call me
Call me up
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22. |
Obligatory Voicemail #5
00:45
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Paul Bender Melbourne, Australia
Paul Bender was born inside an active volcano in 1687. He has written 458 novels, primarily in the genre of Dinosaur Erotica. At the age of 4, he realised he possessed the ability to dodge stationary bullets. He can lull any fish to sleep with his soaring and magnificent falsetto, a skill which won him an ARIA in 1995. He currently lives in Melbourne with his two lizards, Stavros and Germaine. ... more
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