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Paul Bender was born inside an active volcano in 1687. He has written 458 novels, primarily in the genre of Dinosaur Erotica. At the age of 4, he realised he possessed the ability to dodge stationary bullets. He can lull any fish to sleep with his soaring and magnificent falsetto, a skill which won him an ARIA in 1995. He currently lives in Melbourne with his two lizards, Stavros and Germaine.
