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It’s just a game to me x 4

Gotta get the high score, bro could ya lend a coin
Ladies wanna encore, givin’ me the tenderloin
Smashin’ all the buttons like I’m down at the arcade
Savin numbers in my prepaid of some bridesmaids
she not a mermaid
But she pretty wet though
Through her eyeshade see her giving me the get go
I get low, always make em sweat yo
Bender gets they legs splayed, buddy you a downgrade
Always chasing after me like ghosts after Pac Man
Gotta give it to em like I’m trynna break my back man
You pretty whack man, I’m stating facts man
Bowser with ya princess in my castle making stacks man
Ya not a hero, actin like ya Mario
Knock your coins to zero, lothario scenario
Classic like Deniro mashing buttons like it’s Double Dragon
Smash it all to rubble, Donkey Kong with knuckles draggin’
You always laggin’
Got some latency
I Got em on their knees
Waiting patiently
I’m acting brazenly
Perfect score fatality
Your capacity is limited by personality
Or rather in it’s absence
She like it when I’m freaky in the dungeon with contraptions
Ya gonna need distractions
Or detachment
We playing Smash Bros, you ain’t in the action


It’s just a game to me x 4

You in last place, so you always get the blue shell
Never hit me with it cos I really know your moves well
Another round of hell
on Street Fighter
Thought I’d just inform ya that ya girl is a pillow biter
Don’t think she like ya
But she like me
Only help inspire me when they ain’t actin quietly
Making noise, explode like fucking Asteroids
said she need a man cos she done with the little boys
OH!
I’m classic like Galaga
Call the fuckin janitor
It’s getting kinda crazy dog
Here come the fuckin’ manager
Better have my tokens or I’ll put him in a hazy fog
Knock him cold, snoozin on the tiles
Gotta play the next level, cruisin through the trials
Takin corners sideways on Daytona USA
My persona getting flowers from Ramona everyday
Hey, not from Arizona or Atlanta
But I’m still playin Paperboy
When I hit the stage it’s like the whole fucking room full of people wanna jump for joy
Yayyyy!
Time to enter my initials
Number one champion, Guinness book official
Happy for the recognition, Kroners and the crystals
Time to leave the Battle Zone, putting down my pistols cos…

It’s just a game to me

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Paul Bender Melbourne, Australia

Paul Bender was born inside an active volcano in 1687. He has written 458 novels, primarily in the genre of Dinosaur Erotica. At the age of 4, he realised he possessed the ability to dodge stationary bullets. He can lull any fish to sleep with his soaring and magnificent falsetto, a skill which won him an ARIA in 1995. He currently lives in Melbourne with his two lizards, Stavros and Germaine. ... more

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