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I don’t know why I’m doing this
I got a brand new rap career I guess
I don’t know why I’m doing this

Yuck
Shit is fucking gross
Gotta have a shower in an hour at the most
Head to toe in the slime from the 80’s
Bender for your president, kissing all ya babies
Just joking, I do it for a funny
Never ever did it for the fame or the money
Just wanna little honey
And a bottle of cholula
Peculiar, got ya feelin torn like Nat Imbruglia
I went to school with ya
A super mega dorky guy
Now Im in a group that’s recognised as being super fly
Im super high
I smoked up when I wrote this
Sorry mum and dad but that’s just how it is in showbiz
…You should focus on your motives
Moses in the desert asking where the fuck his boat is
fightin off the locusts, gritty in his sandals
Im the kind of dude where you can grab me by the handles
Sound vandals
Represent Kaiyote squad
Get ya in ya element to take peyote talk to god
I’m pretty odd, not a dad but got the bod
Got the cash but not the wad, got the fish but not the rod
Got the work but not the job, end it like a fucking slob

I don’t know why I’m doing this
I got a brand new rap career I guess
I don’t know why I’m doing this
I got a brand new rap career I guess

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Paul Bender Melbourne, Australia

Paul Bender was born inside an active volcano in 1687. He has written 458 novels, primarily in the genre of Dinosaur Erotica. At the age of 4, he realised he possessed the ability to dodge stationary bullets. He can lull any fish to sleep with his soaring and magnificent falsetto, a skill which won him an ARIA in 1995. He currently lives in Melbourne with his two lizards, Stavros and Germaine. ... more

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