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Here’s a little story bout a self conscious rapper
Might be pretty good or very much crapper
My first rap CD
Might hurt me when they tease me
Made this in a mania
Not feeling very breezy
Fella from Tasmania,
Make beats so very easy
I hope I’m not just draining ya
I hope I’m not too cheesy g
Not like Easy E but I still got flow tho
Heavy like a period I’m a bro not a ho though

Sorry for my words being so adolescent, so effervescent, Yeah I’m a king, yeah a peasant, so unpleasant
Try not to give a fuck about it
Anyway
Any day, Hopefully won’t look like a guy who gotta go to Jenny Craig
Where my Betty Paige
I ain’t past my petty phase
Microwave some ready mades
Serenade like a renegade heating up the centigrade
Do a lotta things where I’m never paid, do it for the love, never for the accolades
This much technique after one year?
I hit my peak after one beer
Out one side and in the one ear
Motherfucker listen, I made it very clear
The host of the ghost train with the most brain smokes the most strains
Spooky guy, get ya hella high
Take you for a ride till you wanna cry
Mix with Stellavox
Getting hella stocks
Smell like hella Sox
Swell like fellas cocks (ew)
So nasty, so professional
Slip into the booth for another confessional
Don’t need a priest, they too arrest-able
Keep saying words that are so regrettable
Only thing I fiddle is synthesisers
sounds like pulling teeth with some pliers
Do raps cos shit is fire
Once you hear me preach you in the choir
I got fresh rhymes but a bad voice
Not my first time on a bad choice
I got more words like I’m James Joyce
A Volvo mixed with a rolls Royce
Well studied so I gotta lotta knowledge
You dumb so I send ya back to college
My raps you never expected
Going in raw like I’m unprotected
My hero’s the Old Dirty
Bastard so crazy flirty
Dastardly I’m a supervillain
No melanin I got vanilla in
My skin cos I’m so whitebread
drop bombs nuclear warheads
Get drunk puke on your bedspread
Never put me in the top place in ya bunkbed
Probably gonna fall down
Massacre rhymes like Brian Jonestown
Try to have a smile instead of the small frown
I’m too fast dude really gotta slow down
Onomatopoeia
Sizzle in yo ear
Smashing all the beer
Sounding very clear
Hero of my peers
Grindin all your gears
Bringing you to tears
Sad like boo hoo
Gettin the calls from honeys like yoohoo
If ya gotta criticism well then screw you
Better than you and better than ya crew too

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Paul Bender Melbourne, Australia

Paul Bender was born inside an active volcano in 1687. He has written 458 novels, primarily in the genre of Dinosaur Erotica. At the age of 4, he realised he possessed the ability to dodge stationary bullets. He can lull any fish to sleep with his soaring and magnificent falsetto, a skill which won him an ARIA in 1995. He currently lives in Melbourne with his two lizards, Stavros and Germaine. ... more

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