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Damn, Dom going’ crazy on the drum kit
Thats a good excuse for me to say a lotta dumb shit
Round the traps like Bonham
Funny in ya tummy like ya eatin’ up the wrong ham
Scram
Call yourself an ambulance
I’ll survive the avalanche standing in my power stance
Dance
Like a one leg chicken
Comin outta solitary, tryna get ya dick in
Say a Lotta crude words
One in hand and one in bush, a stone that’s hittin’ two birds
See what I did there
Gotta a lot in common with Einstein, the shit hair
I’m rockin’ all the knitwear,
Fighting off the chill air
You might think I’m pretty cool but trust me I am still square
A big dork, a good sport
Bringing you the raps everyday, its an onslaught

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from Middle Aged Caucasian Existential Debut Rap Record, released August 22, 2020
feat. Dom Hede on drums

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Paul Bender Melbourne, Australia

Paul Bender was born inside an active volcano in 1687. He has written 458 novels, primarily in the genre of Dinosaur Erotica. At the age of 4, he realised he possessed the ability to dodge stationary bullets. He can lull any fish to sleep with his soaring and magnificent falsetto, a skill which won him an ARIA in 1995. He currently lives in Melbourne with his two lizards, Stavros and Germaine. ... more

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